1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:02,960 Sweet dinner. 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:07,840 So it seems all three of us have honored our millpacks. 3 00:00:09,340 --> 00:00:11,220 But we're still waiting to hear from you, Lori. 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:16,640 Well, ladies, you'll be pleased to know I did the deed. Wait, why aren't you 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,640 showing your face? 6 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:18,840 For reasons I can't say. 7 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:23,100 It would really complicate my life. Oh, come on. We've all signed 8 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:24,520 confidentiality agreements. 9 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,500 Nobody here is going to out you. 10 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,520 I have more to lose. 11 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:30,600 If you say so. 12 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,160 Let me tell you how it happened. 13 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:41,140 My stepson, I'll call him Tim, is someone I've been attracted to ever 14 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:41,859 got married. 15 00:00:41,860 --> 00:00:45,520 I'd purposely leave my bedroom door open so he could watch me masturbating. 16 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,900 I really liked putting on a show. 17 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:55,360 I liked how turned on it got him because whenever I was done, I'd catch him 18 00:00:55,360 --> 00:01:00,820 masturbating. I was never going to do anything about it until I learned about 19 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:01,820 the MILF pact. 20 00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:07,110 And then I knew I had to. I figured I'd be paired up with women halfway around 21 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:11,290 the country. But it seems we all live fairly close to one another. 22 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:14,750 And three of you are even friends. 23 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:17,370 Which makes me feel like the odd woman out. 24 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:21,490 Anyways, one day, Tim comes home from a sporting event. 25 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:25,270 He's sore, and I realize it's now or never. 26 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:26,850 Yeah. Is my mom home? 27 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:28,450 No, she's in a meeting. 28 00:01:28,730 --> 00:01:29,730 How was the game? 29 00:01:30,130 --> 00:01:31,130 We lost. 30 00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:34,600 And I pulled a muscle. 31 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,120 I'm going to take a look. 32 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,180 I'm fine. 33 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,280 I'm totally fine. 34 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,460 I'm a physical therapist. This is what I do. 35 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:41,880 Take off your shirt. 36 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,400 Oh, 37 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:45,580 come on. Don't be shy around me. 38 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:47,920 I've seen you without your shirt before. 39 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,160 Oh, yeah. 40 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:03,940 Okay. Lay down. 41 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,399 How's that? 42 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,279 Ah, it's good. 43 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,039 It's good. 44 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,840 Okay, a really big knot right there. Yeah, I'm a little stressed out. 45 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:16,640 What about? 46 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,920 You, my other stepmom. 47 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:24,180 What about me stresses you out? 48 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:29,020 Trust me. 49 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,040 What you're not saying... 50 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:32,470 I'm thinking. 51 00:02:32,530 --> 00:02:34,570 What are you thinking? 52 00:02:36,650 --> 00:02:38,730 That I probably shouldn't do what I want to do. 53 00:02:39,850 --> 00:02:41,770 Which is what? 54 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:49,390 Why did you stop? 55 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:51,190 There are a million reasons why. 56 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:53,250 Okay, look. 57 00:02:53,310 --> 00:02:57,730 My other stepmom, Debbie, said that bonding between family members is like 58 00:02:57,730 --> 00:02:58,910 critical. 59 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,200 More than bonding. 60 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,020 I'm okay with that. Let's go. 61 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:06,380 I love your mother. 62 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,640 You still love her, though. 63 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:09,520 I do miss Dick. 64 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:12,300 I got one right here. 65 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,040 You should stop talking. 66 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,840 You can always ruin everything by talking. 67 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:19,520 Okay. 68 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:06,710 Mmm. 69 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,860 Thank you. 70 00:28:45,150 --> 00:28:46,790 What? Rebecca? 71 00:28:48,070 --> 00:28:49,910 That's Tom's mother's stepmom. 72 00:28:50,130 --> 00:28:51,810 What? Holy shit. 73 00:28:52,110 --> 00:28:53,350 Please don't tell Tom's mom. 74 00:28:53,970 --> 00:28:55,570 As long as you don't tell his dad. 75 00:28:56,150 --> 00:28:58,130 Never. Does it make things weird? 76 00:28:58,490 --> 00:28:59,810 What? That reassured a cock? 77 00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,390 What are the chances? 78 00:29:01,810 --> 00:29:03,210 I was thinking the same thing. 79 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:06,590 There's like one degree of separation between all of us. 80 00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:09,510 Which makes this very odd. 81 00:29:09,910 --> 00:29:14,810 Or it just shows that... More stepmoms want to fuck their stepsons than we 82 00:29:14,810 --> 00:29:15,810 previously thought. 83 00:29:15,970 --> 00:29:17,210 Yeah, I'd say good for us. 84 00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:19,390 We've all honored the milk pack. 85 00:29:19,690 --> 00:29:20,970 And got laid properly. 86 00:29:23,010 --> 00:29:26,350 So tell me, Rebecca, how good was Tom's cock? 87 00:29:26,630 --> 00:29:27,409 Oh, yeah. 88 00:29:27,410 --> 00:29:28,650 Tell us about it. 89 00:29:29,130 --> 00:29:31,090 Oh, my God. You'll never believe it.